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Forms of Government (Funny Definition)

Pure democracy : You have two chickens. Your neighbors decide who gets the eggs.
 

Representative democracy: You have two chickens. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the egg.
 

American democracy : You have two chickens.  The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one chicken, which was a gift from your government.

Capitalism : You have two chickens. You sell one and buy a rooster.

American Capitalism : You have two chickens.  You sell one, buy a rooster, and build a farm of chickens.
 

Pure communism : You have two chickens. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you share the eggs.

Russian communism : You have two chickens. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the eggs.

Dictatorship : You have two chickens. The government takes both and shoots you.

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